Jack: "I want chips."
Danny: "No chips."
Jack: "Just a couple."
Danny: "Okay, two."
Jack: "No, three chips."
Danny: "No, a couple is two. Three is a few."
Jack: "Okay, a few chips."
Danny: "You don't need a plate for three chips."
Jack: "Yes, I do."
Me: "Jack, why do you need a plate for three chips?"
Jack: "Because I don't know why I do."
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