Video: Jack shakes the booty - an exercise tutorial

Video: I'm eating and I know it

Video: I'm flossing and I know it

Autographs only

Sarah: Jack, you're just so cute, can I have a hug so I can absorb your cuteness?

Jack: EWWWW...  NO YOU CAN HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH BUT NOT A HUG!!!! 

Dress shopping

The scene: dress shopping with Sarah and Gracie. Sarah invites us into her dressing room to give feedback on the dress she is trying on.

Me: Uh, no. You are showing too many boobs.

Sarah: I only have two. How many am I supposed to show?

Gracie: Wait. That's all I have. Are you supposed to have more than two? I think I'm broken.

I like big butts, and I cannot lie!

Sarah (to Daniel and Jack): Do these jeans make my butt look big?

Daniel and Jack: No!

Later...

Sarah: Jack, you know it's a good thing for a girl to have a big butt?

Jack: Oh, that's good because I was lying earlier when I said your butt didn't look big.

When you have done it to the least of these...

Last night, Jack brought me a Ziploc baggie full of coins: Mom, I want to donate this money to charity.

Me: Wow, Jack that is really awesome. I'm so proud of you. What charity would you like to donate your money to?

Jack: Oh, I don't know. I guess I'll give it to the hobos. Do you know any hobos?

I don't know any hobos personally, but I told him that tomorrow I'm going to visit a place tomorrow that helps hobos and that I could give them his money. He said, "Okay, just tell them it's from Jack." Then he wrote this note to give to the hobos:

"You're welcome. Jack Ross Yeargin"