Lent

Gracie and Caid were debating what they should give up for Lent the other day. This was about eight days into Lent, mind you. Jack overheard them and piped in, "I'm going to give up monster trucks for Lent."

Me: "Oh, I guess that's a good idea."

Jack: "And xylophones."

Me: "Xylophones?"

Jack: "Yeah... because I'm too old for xylophones anyway."

Jokes by Jack

Jack: "How do you confuse a dad?"

Me: "I don't know, how?"

Jack: "You hit him with a tree."

Me: laughing

Jack: "How do you confuse a dad again?"

Me: "I don't know, how?"

Jack: "You hit him with a mackerel."