On the way to school

Caid: "Gracie called me Katie."

Me: "It's a term of endearment."

C: "What?"

Me: "It means she loooooooooooooves you."

Gracie: "No, it doesn't"

Me: "I used to called you Caid-E when you were a baby. There's nothing wrong with that. That's what she meant."

G: "No, I didn't. I meant Katie."

C: "Mooooooooooooom."

Me: "It's okay. You can call her Greg."

C: "No. I think I'll call her Spencer."

(sounds of scuffling in the backseat)

Me: "Y'all quit it."

C: "She called me Katie again. She started it."

G: "Well, he called me Spencer."

Me: "I'm going to call you both GroundedfromplayingWiiandwatchingTV if you don't quit fighting."

Sarah: "That's a very long name."