More on cheese

I'm in the kitchen cooking dinner. Caid and Jack are playing Wii.

C: "Mom!"

Me: "What?"

C: "Jack cut the cheese."

J: "No, I didn't."


30 seconds pass.

C: "Mom!"

Me: "What?"

C: "Jack cut the cheese."

J (exasperated): "No, I didn't!"

Me: "Caid, I don't want to hear it."

Another minute.

C: "Mom!"

Me: "What now, Caid?"

C: "Jack cut the cheese."

J (shrieking): "No, I didn't!!"

Me: "Caid, stop talking about cutting the cheese."

Another minute.

C: "Mom!"

C: "Mom?!!"

C: "Moooooooommmm!!!?"

Me: "What is it, Caid?"

C: "Jack cut the cheese again."

J: "No, I didn't! I don't even know how to cut cheese!!!"