Tuesday, December 4, 2012

It's hereditary

Jack (after removing his shirt at the dinner table): Why am I so sexy?

Me (shaking my head): I don't know where you came from.

Gracie: Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

Daniel: And they go to a party...

Gracie: And then they get drunk...



Oh my, I need to rethink things I say that I don't think my children will understand or remember.


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