On the way to school this morning, we had to stop at a gas station. Jack had to use the bathroom. It was a one-seater, so we went in together. As he was doing his business, he asked me if everybody pees out of a penis.
Me: "No, only boys do that."
Jack: "What do girls do then?"
I'll be honest here. I couldn't remember the name of the specific hole that a girl pees out of, which is probably okay because if he goes around 4K saying "urethra" and "vulva" I'm probably going to get a phone call. So I said, "Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina."
He thought for a minute, and then said, "Does that mean that all girls are made in China?"
Me (laughing): "No, girls are not made in China... well, wait, some girls are made in China, but not all girls."
Jack: "Were you made in China?"
Sigh.
Me: "No, only boys do that."
Jack: "What do girls do then?"
I'll be honest here. I couldn't remember the name of the specific hole that a girl pees out of, which is probably okay because if he goes around 4K saying "urethra" and "vulva" I'm probably going to get a phone call. So I said, "Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina."
He thought for a minute, and then said, "Does that mean that all girls are made in China?"
Me (laughing): "No, girls are not made in China... well, wait, some girls are made in China, but not all girls."
Jack: "Were you made in China?"
Sigh.
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