Tonight Caid popped the question, the first in a series of more complicated questions to come...
C: "Mom, how do doctors get babies out of mommies' bellies?"
Me: "There is a special hole the babies come out of."
C: "Where is it? Like in your stomach or something?"
Me: "No, it's in a mommy's bottom. It's called a vagina."
C: (GIANT eyes, sinks back in chair.)
Me: "Was that too much information?"
C: "No. It's just, does the doctor have to look at you... down there?"
Below is a photo from an earlier sex ed lesson on our front porch.
C: "Mom, how do doctors get babies out of mommies' bellies?"
Me: "There is a special hole the babies come out of."
C: "Where is it? Like in your stomach or something?"
Me: "No, it's in a mommy's bottom. It's called a vagina."
C: (GIANT eyes, sinks back in chair.)
Me: "Was that too much information?"
C: "No. It's just, does the doctor have to look at you... down there?"
Below is a photo from an earlier sex ed lesson on our front porch.
Hilarious!
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