I can see the resemblance

Jack: "Mom, you should go that way."

Me: "I don't want to go that way."

Jack: "Why not? Dad goes that way."

Me: "Do I look like Dad?"

Jack: "Wellllll, yeah you do because you're bossy like Dad."

Sex Ed

Tonight Caid popped the question, the first in a series of more complicated questions to come...

C: "Mom, how do doctors get babies out of mommies' bellies?"

Me: "There is a special hole the babies come out of."

C: "Where is it? Like in your stomach or something?"

Me: "No, it's in a mommy's bottom. It's called a vagina."

C: (GIANT eyes, sinks back in chair.)

Me: "Was that too much information?"

C: "No. It's just, does the doctor have to look at you... down there?"

Below is a photo from an earlier sex ed lesson on our front porch.