Dad definitely cut the cheese

Kids were singing, "Who cut the cheese? Sarah cuts the cheese."

In order to stop a fight, I interjected, "No, Dad cut the cheese."

So they all started singing, "Who cut the cheese? Mom cut the cheese! Who cut the cheese? Mom always cut the cheese! Mom just cut the cheese! Mom keeps cutting the cheese! Who cut the cheese? Mom cut the cheese!"

For the record, I DID NOT CUT THE CHEESE!