"I Don't Know"

I witnessed Jack drop a new ream of computer paper into the cat's water bowl and took off. When D came into the kitchen...

D: "Jack, what happened here?"

J (big shrug): "I dunno."

D: "Jack?"

J: "I dunno."

D: "Jack, it's okay if you dropped the paper. Accidents happen."

J (big sigh): "Phew! I thought you were going to call the policeman and tell them come throw my son, Jackie, in jail."