Jack: God and Jesus are the same person, right? Me: Yes. Jack: And God is the dad of Jesus, right? Me: Right. Jack: So does that me...

Monday night I made BBQ bacon chicken with cheese, and it was a success. I told the kids that Tmid (tall man I dated) gave me the recipe. J...

Next to my blog of course, this is the best blog on the planet...  www.harmoniouschaos13.blogspot.com . Seriously. It's awesome. It...

Jack: Only 18 more days until Easter! Gracie, who along with me gave up fried food for Lent: Yay! Only 18 more days until I can eat fried...

Gracie: Why does every loaf of bread have those two disgusting pieces on each end?

   

Jack (after removing his shirt at the dinner table): Why am I so sexy? Me (shaking my head): I don't know where you came from. Grac...

Sarah: Jack, you're just so cute, can I have a hug so I can absorb your cuteness? Jack: EWWWW...  NO YOU CAN HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH BUT NOT...

The scene: dress shopping with Sarah and Gracie. Sarah invites us into her dressing room to give feedback on the dress she is trying on. ...

Sarah (to Daniel and Jack): Do these jeans make my butt look big? Daniel and Jack: No! Later... Sarah: Jack, you know it's a good...

Last night, Jack brought me a Ziploc baggie full of coins: Mom, I want to donate this money to charity. Me: Wow, Jack that is really awes...